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A sudden spotlight floods the black muffled by thick fake fur. “Bullshit,” you whisper in my ear—whisper because, I can tell, you’re afraid the panda will hear you. Maybe I should be afraid, too.  All I feel is alone—even though people are around me—and bad because the panda thinks I’m dumb enough to believe its lies. But we’re not making a move to kill it— you and I—as pandas are highly endangered so maybe we are that dumb. Maybe it’s right. I read somewhere that, next to diamonds, pandas are the hardest things to make on earth. +++
Releasing 10,000 starlings into the park pirate crew that ferries them hither…Pirates… where do they buy their blouses? At least they have sleeves. All the summer tops on the websites have spaghetti straps and the zombies on the opposite side of this nameless yet obviously venerable university campus (check out all the laurel carved in the marble) look more like bloody-falling-apart zombies than the zombies on this side of campus who (that?) look like regular students, but richer and blonder, like Village of the Damned. I’ve hidden all the non-zombie children I could find so…[peers out wavy glass window, starling lands on a lamppost, sings a happy alarm clock song] is this really a zombie movie?
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KNOX – How an innocent typo summoned Satan to Christmas parade – ArmchairMayor.ca
WILL EVERS raised $136 for the food bank by posing in a Satan costume. (Image: Will Evers, Times Colonist.)
OLD NICK SHOWED UP at the Comox Valley Christmas parade last Sunday.
No, not St. Nick. Old Nick. Beelzebub. Lucifer. Mephistopheles.
Satan.
Courtenay Mayor Bob Wells saw at least four versions of the devil at Sunday’s festivities. “And then online I’ve seen a couple more.”
Jake Fernandes, a promotions guy with The Eagle radio station, attended with his face painted red. Then there was Skippy, the horned, face-painted fellow who photo-bombed Wells, Cumberland Mayor Leslie Baird and Comox Mayor Russ Arnott.
Another guy looked devilishly dapper in red shirt, black tie, black suit and, of course, horns. Still another, a big dude who looked like he could intimidate even without the extra adornment, painted his bare chest and bald head red, wore what looked like goat-hair pants, carried a skull-topped walking stick and somehow had horns stuck to his noggin. At least, we’ll assume they were stuck on and weren’t actually, you know, growing.
This all began with a typographical error in the Nov. 21 edition of the Comox Valley Record newspaper. An ad for the annual parade listed associated attractions, including a “Gnarly Christmas Craft Fair,” “Captain Thunderpants” (pause to consider how good a story must be when you skip right past the Captain Thunderpants part) and, ahem, “Pictures with Satan.”
It should have read Santa. It didn’t.
As you might expect, the typo created a kerfuffle. What you might not expect is how far it went, how fast. Wells says he heard about it from people in South Africa, where he used to live.
Late-night talk-show host Seth Meyers made fun of the Santa-to-Satan swap: As the screen showed a to-go coffee cup with the name Satan scrawled across it, Meyers fake-quoted Trump mouthpiece Kellyanne Conway as saying: “That’s so weird. The same thing happened to me at Starbucks.”
The New York Post ran a story, quoting the Record’s apologetic editorial. “We often chuckle about the typos we have caught, breathing sighs of relief when the L in ‘public’ or the B in ‘Hornby’ is added by the last set of eyes before going to print. Even those are not always caught,” the Record’s editorial read. “But when it happens in an ad, it becomes all that much more blatant. They are called ‘display ads’ for a reason. They are meant to stand out on the page. This one did that, for all the wrong reasons.”
These things happen. Working for a newspaper that once ran a picture of a farmer and his pig where a husband and wife were supposed to be (and which identified the wife as the pig). I will not make too big a deal about this. My own contribution this year was to somehow write “Shady Greek cemetery” instead of “Shady Creek cemetery” in a column. Pot, meet kettle.
The happy ending? The Satan fuss contributed to a terrific turnout on Sunday. “I would say this was one of our more well-attended Christmas parades,” Wells said.
It also led, indirectly, to some help for the hungry: “We raised $136 for the food bank,” says Will Evers.
Who’s Evers? He’s that intimidating-looking devil you just read about. After the typo became a cause celebre, it was his 14-year-old daughter Saphira Evers-Jamieson who said: “Let’s have some fun with it.”
Together, they fashioned the impressive Satan costume Evers wore Sunday. They made the goat legs out of some faux fur, an old foam roller and a couch cushion salvaged from the ReStore. The cushion also contributed to the horns, which were hot-glued to a latex bald cap.
“We whipped it together in about 24 hours,” Evers said.
He estimates a couple of hundred people posed for photos with him on Sunday. That included Santa and Mrs. Claus, who emerged from their own photo session in the Native Sons Hall. Some paid Evers a loonie or two for the privilege, with all of it going to the food bank. Good cause. Good fun.
“We figured everyone would get a kick out of it,” he said.
Sometimes, when things go sideways, you just have to say what the hell and laugh.
© 2019 Copyright Times Colonist
Forgetting Where the Ys Are – Features
A broadsheet in progress. Photo by Steve DavisMy successes in the letterpress shop are products of the work of a community, lively and warm. Professors like Monica, Nick, and Mark take it upon themselves daily to include students in legitimate, meaningful work—to notice students, to ask that we take our work seriously together. And last fall, Hal donated yet another press, this one a self-inking machine called the Challenge.
Its size—1,200 pounds—enables us to produce more prints and make a greater impact on our community with this craft.
Letterpress work often doesn’t make sense; it is slow, tedious, and yields few prints. But I believe there’s something in us still that loves the feeling of paper, the interface of reading from a made, physical object.
At Hai-Dang Phan’s reading, I watched my friends, professors, classmates, and other attendees pick up the broadsides and understand them as a human-made, communal artifact. Letterpressed artifacts preserve the moment by acknowledging our comings-together as acts of community, acts of humanity. So my hope is that the letterpress shop can continue to be a space for people to disconnect from digital noise and look beyond it—to understand words as things we can hold, as things we can think about deeply even as we type them, letter by letter.
Fou No. 3
Fou is Brad Soucy, Cate Peebles, and David Sewell.
All images © Brad Soucy.
Special thanks to EZ Bardeguez.
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The reading period for Fou No. 4 is November 1, 2009–February 1, 2010. Submissions before or after then will not be read. For consideration, send 3 to 7 poems to [email protected] Please do not submit more than once per reading period. We apologize for the lag in response time for previous submissions, and we thank you for your patience.
Samuel
Amadon
is the author of
Like a Sea, forthcoming from the University of Iowa Press.
He
co-edits Projective Industries and lives in Houston.
Erik Anderson’s work has appeared (or is forthcoming) in The Recluse, American Letters & Commentary, Sleeping Fish, Parcel, Witness, Trickhouse, Dear Camera, The Laurel Review, and others. An erstwhile editor at the Denver Quarterly, he co-edits the mail-art magazine Thuggery & Grace.
Cynthia Arrieu-King is an assistant professor of creative writing at Stockton College and an echocardiographer. Her book People Are Tiny in Paintings of China is forthcoming from Octopus Books in the fall of 2010. Poems are forthcoming this year from Boston Review, Witness, Harp and Altar, etc.
Joshua Beckman is the author of numerous books of poetry, most recently Take It.
Christopher DeWeese was born in Port Townsend. Recent poems have appeared or are forthcoming in The Boston Review, LIT, Notnostrums, Typo, and Zoland Poetry Annual. He lives in Atlanta.
DJ Dolack’s most recent work can be found in Diode, Handsome, and Coldfront Magazine. He is working on something new.
Claire
Donato has lived in Wilmington,
Pittsburgh,
Oakland, Providence,
and Brooklyn. She is the author of a
chapbook, Someone Else’s Body (Cannibal Books 2009). Recent
work has been published or is forthcoming in Dewclaw, Sir!,
Typo, and OCHO.
She is currently an MFA Literary
Arts candidate at BrownUniversity.
Noah Falck’s chapbooks include Homemade Engines from a Dream, Measuring Tape for the Midwest, and Life As a Crossword Puzzle, which won the 2009 Open Thread Chapbook Award and is out from Encyclopeida Destructica. He lives in Dayton, Ohio.
Jessica Fjeld is the managing editor of jubilat. Her chapbook, On animate life, was selected for the Poetry Society of America Chapbook Fellowship by Lyn Hejinian in 2006, and recent poems have appeared or are forthcoming in GlitterPony, Boston Review, and Invisible Ear.
Alina Gregorian
holds an MFA from the New
School. Her poems have appeared or are forthcoming in Pax Americana,
Caketrain, and Juked. She blogs here: alinagregorian.blogspot.com
Richard Jones has a new book, The Correct Spelling & Exact Meaning, forthcoming from Copper Canyon Press in 2010.
Caroline Knox’s sixth collection, Quaker Guns (Wave Books 2008–www.wavepoetry.com), has won a MassachusettsCenter for the Book Recommended Reading Award 2009. She has new work in Boston Review, Denver Quarterly, and Massachusetts Review.
Rebecca
Loudon lives
and writes in Seattle.
She is the author of
Tarantella and
Radish
King from Ravenna Press,
Navigate, Amelia Earhart’s Letters Home from No Tell Books,
and, most recently,
Cadaver
Dogs, also from No Tell Books.
She is a professional
musician and teaches violin to children.
Ben Mirov lives in Brooklyn, New York. He has poems in or forthcoming from Opium Magazine, Forklift Ohio, Washington Square and The Agriculture Reader. His chapbook I Is to Vorticism won the Diagram/New Michigan Press 2009 chapbook contest. He is editor of pax americana. He is also poetry editor of LIT Magazine and a contributing editor of the forthcoming ex machina. Sometimes he blogs.
Alexis Orgera is the author of two chapbooks, Illuminatrix (Forklift, Ink.) and Dear Friends, the Birds were Wonderful! (Blue Hour Press). Recent poems have appeared or are forthcoming in Forklift, Ohio; H_ngm_n; The Journal; jubilat; No Tell Motel; Sixth Finch; SUB-LIT; and The Tusculum Review. She lives in southwest Florida and edits New CollAge.
Tomaž Šalamun has had books translated into most of the European languages. He lives in Ljubljana, Slovenia, and occasionally teaches in the USA. His recent books translated into English are Woods and Chalices (Harcourt, 2008), Poker (Ugly Duckling Presse, 2008) and There’s the Hand and There’s the Arid Chair (Counterpath Press, 2009). His Blue Tower is due by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in 2010.
Morgan Lucas Schuldt is the author of the poetry
collection Verge (Parlor Press: Free Verse Editions, 2007) and two
chapbooks: L=u=N=G=U=A=G=E (Scantily Clad Press, 2009) and Otherhow
(Kitchen Press, 2007).
He lives in Tucson, where he edits the online literary
journal CUE and the chapbook series CUE Editions.
Peter Jay Shippy is the author of Thieves’ Latin (University of Iowa Press), Alphaville (BlazeVOX BOOKS) and How to Build the Ghost in Your Attic (Rose Metal Press). He teaches literature and writing at EmersonCollege in Boston. For more poems, try: www.peterjayshippy.com
Bianca Stone was born and raised in Vermont. She currently lives in New York City and is a recent graduate of the NYU creative writing program in poetry. She is a singer/songwriter, freelance illustrator, and cartoonist. Bianca also runs The Ladder Poetry Reading Series, which couples established writers with emerging writers, and showcases the wide variety those young writers in the city through a chapbook called The Whitman’s Poetry Sampler. Her most recent poetry publications include Two Review, The Patterson Literary Review, and Elimae.
Allison Titus’s first book, Sum Of Every Lost Ship, will be published by CSU Press, and new poems are forthcoming in A Public Space and MAKE Magazine.
Thanks.
Jack Knox: How an innocent typo summoned Satan to a Christmas parade
Old Nick showed up at the Comox Valley Christmas parade on Sunday.
No, not St. Nick. Old Nick. Beelzebub. Lucifer. Mephistopheles.
Satan.
As advertised.
Courtenay Mayor Bob Wells saw at least four versions of the devil at Sunday’s festivities. “And then online I’ve seen a couple more.”
Jake Fernandes, a promotions guy with The Eagle radio station, attended with his face painted red.
Then there was Skippy, the horned, face-painted fellow who photo-bombed Wells, Cumberland Mayor Leslie Baird and Comox Mayor Russ Arnott.
Another guy looked devilishly dapper in red shirt, black tie, black suit and, of course, horns. Still another, a big dude who looked like he could intimidate even without the extra adornment, painted his bare chest and bald head red, wore what looked like goat-hair pants, carried a skull-topped walking stick and somehow had horns stuck to his noggin. At least, we’ll assume they were stuck on and weren’t actually, you know, growing.
This all began with a typographical error in the Nov. 21 edition of the Comox Valley Record newspaper. An ad for the annual parade listed associated attractions, including a “Gnarly Christmas Craft Fair,” “Captain Thunderpants” (pause to consider how good a story must be when you skip right past the Captain Thunderpants part) and, ahem, “Pictures with Satan.”
It should have read Santa. It didn’t.
As you might expect, the typo created a kerfuffle. What you might not expect is how far it went, how fast. Wells says he heard about it from people in South Africa, where he used to live.
Late-night talk-show host Seth Meyers made fun of the Santa-to-Satan swap: As the screen showed a to-go coffee cup with the name Satan scrawled across it, Meyers fake-quoted Trump mouthpiece Kellyanne Conway as saying: “That’s so weird. The same thing happened to me at Starbucks.”
The New York Post ran a story, quoting the Record’s apologetic editorial. “We often chuckle about the typos we have caught, breathing sighs of relief when the L in ‘public’ or the B in ‘Hornby’ is added by the last set of eyes before going to print. Even those are not always caught,” the Record’s editorial read. “But when it happens in an ad, it becomes all that much more blatant. They are called ‘display ads’ for a reason. They are meant to stand out on the page. This one did that, for all the wrong reasons.
”
These things happen. Working for a newspaper that once ran a picture of a farmer and his pig where a husband and wife were supposed to be (and which identified the wife as the pig). I will not make too big a deal about this. My own contribution this year was to somehow write “Shady Greek cemetery” instead of “Shady Creek cemetery” in a column. Pot, meet kettle.
The happy ending? The Satan fuss contributed to a terrific turnout on Sunday. “I would say this was one of our more well-attended Christmas parades,” Wells said.
It also led, indirectly, to some help for the hungry: “We raised $136 for the food bank,” says Will Evers.
Who’s Evers? He’s that intimidating-looking devil you just read about. After the typo became a cause celebre, it was his 14-year-old daughter Saphira Evers-Jamieson who said: “Let’s have some fun with it.”
Together, they fashioned the impressive Satan costume Evers wore Sunday. They made the goat legs out of some faux fur, an old foam roller and a couch cushion salvaged from the ReStore. The cushion also contributed to the horns, which were hot-glued to a latex bald cap.
“We whipped it together in about 24 hours,” Evers said. “It was a fun dad-daughter project.”
He estimates a couple of hundred people posed for photos with him on Sunday. That included Santa and Mrs. Claus, who emerged from their own photo session in the Native Sons Hall. Some paid Evers a loonie or two for the privilege, with all of it going to the food bank. Good cause. Good fun.
“We figured everyone would get a kick out of it,” he said.
Sometimes, when things go sideways, you just have to say what the hell and laugh.
© Copyright Times Colonist
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Samsung today announced the commercial launch of KNOX 2.0, a mobile security platform for enterprise environments. The solution provides support to IT departments of companies that are implementing a BYOD (Bring-Your-Own-Device) policy in enterprises.
The Samsung KNOX platform is currently represented not by one solution, but by a wide range of various products and services. The first Samsung KNOX solution, introduced back in 2013, which is the core of security and “container” for applications, has now been renamed KNOX Workspace. The KNOX 2.0 platform, presented in 2014 as part of the MWC, consists of the following solutions: KNOX Workspace, KNOX EMM services, KNOX Marketplace and KNOX Customization. At the moment, the KNOX Workspace solution is preinstalled on the flagship smartphones Galaxy S5, and can be activated by IT managers for further use.The KNOX 2.0 mobile security platform will be available in the coming months for other devices in the Samsung Galaxy family as soon as the OS is updated. The Mobile Device Management (MDM) system, which was used in the previous version of the KNOX 1.0 platform, is also fully compatible with KNOX 2.0. With the OS update, KNOX 1.0 users will automatically receive a new version of the KNOX 2.0 solution.
New and improved features of the KNOX 2.0 platform:
- Core Platform Security.KNOX Workspace offers a range of security fundamentals to improve device security from kernel to application. These upgraded features include: TrustZone certificate management protection, KNOX keystore, real-time system integrity protection, TrustZone device encryption protection, two-factor biometric authentication, and overall KNOX improvements.
- KNOX Workspace provides users with new opportunities, thanks to new functions for the “container” (secure environment for work, data storage), which makes the solution as flexible and scalable for implementation in the enterprise.
- The KNOX “container” provides users with new functionalities such as support for all Android applications downloaded from the Google Play app store. This eliminates the need to install third-party applications.
- Container support for third-party solutions and services provides better policy control than standard Android Secure Enhancement.
- Split-Billing works with service providers to separate billing for personal and work apps and in turn calculates company billing for all corporate or professional applications.
- Universal MDM Client and Samsung Enterprise Gateway (SEG) simplify the user enrollment process by pre-registering user profiles with SEG using MDM servers.
- In addition to the core functionality of KNOX 2.0, users will also have access to two new core cloud services – KNOX EMM and KNOX Marketplace, as well as the KNOX Customization service. These services are designed specifically for small and medium businesses.
- KNOX EMM service provides cloud-based mobile device management, identity and access management (single sign-on + Directory service) with a wide range of IT policies to implement the core principles of the company.
- The KNOX Marketplace is a cloud store for SMB companies to find, buy and use KNOX and enterprise cloud applications in a unified environment.
- The KNOX Customization Service offers an innovative way to create customized B2B solutions using off-the-shelf hardware by providing either an SDK or binary for system integrators.
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For a guy, there are no authorities, he is ready to kick Jesus Christ himself in the face. Fortunately (and maybe vice versa), Eric’s daddy is serving a life sentence in the same prison, who occupies a certain place in the prison hierarchy and wants to calm his son down by forcing him to attend group therapy sessions. But Eric did not go to jail to listen to his father’s teachings … 
But few husbands run to the moon. An effective way: rethinking in record time, but the rainbow dreams of reunification are quickly replaced by paranoia, bordering on schizophrenia. After all, if the way of life looks like a vicious circle, even a trifle can turn the mind over, and attempts to delve into one’s soul lead outward, to a surface dug by craters.
With every minute of this beautiful performance by Rockwell, emphasized by Mansel’s harmonious, personal, and pure music, the viewer’s psychological tension grows.Who am I? I want to shout this question, as loudly as possible, but how? After all, no one in space will hear your cry. 
And you guess about this on the second viewing, the first one last year ago, made you just think about a great idea, and on the second you notice subtle nuances. By the way, yes, about humor, it is not homerically funny here, but there are such funny moments, and truthful ones, as if written off from life. 
In the endless stream of parties shrouded in the tobacco haze of the night, you completely forget to keep track of the time. Unless you get stoned completely and a white rabbit will appear from the nearest corner, pointing to the clock.Girls’ tops are getting shorter, poses are more and more lustful. The camera moves slowly, capturing three characters from this crowd. 
The scorched field of youth, beyond which the dense forest of adult life. From dusk to dusk. From party to party. Back and forth, down the memory corridors filled with cheap whiskey. Darkness, I don’t remember yesterday, and the day before yesterday, but is it necessary? Is it worth it? Solve the issue. 
But only one thought will spin in my head … 
Not excluding a huge number of signs from the previous parts, references to subjects, and there are simply similar scenes.
Most of them were born mainly from wordplay. The novel was rarely taken off the shelf for the big screen; unsuccessfully in the 60s, then a minimalist Japanese version. The new film adaptation was entrusted to Michel Gondry – the main expert in the construction of sets with his own hands and, in general, there could be no other choice. The director flirts with filling the frame, constantly inventing something new, but otherwise it is impossible to film Vian.Heroes live in a world where everything is unreal. 
Therefore, the world grows dim and approaches complete blackness. You are like a hamster in a wheel trying to do anything, but deep down you understand that it’s all in vain.The nymphea cannot disappear without a trace, and you will only have to vent your anger on the flowers that live in the nearest swamp. From grief, it remains to plunge into it, so that the darkness swallows not only your body, but also your soul. The cat did not eat the mouse, maybe there is still hope for a bright one in our world, but sinking deeper and deeper to the bottom, it’s less and less to believe in it. 
The heroine of Julia Robert is an actress, everything is allowed to her, she is used to disappearing, she is used to doing as she decided for herself, until … she fell in love, until she fell for her own bait.
The creators make no secret of who the criminal is, the intrigue is whether Merc and Assad will be able to expose the villains. Equalizing everyone in the face of the law results in some becoming so even that they simply cannot be held accountable. 
After my debut novel, critics christened me the new Salinger, and the fame heaped a burden of responsibility, because the second book cannot be a failure. The problem is that inspiration does not happen on demand, and inspiration still does not come and does not come.The typewriter, which previously served as an altar, causes fear, and makes you take the dog for a walk, just to get away. At the zenith of fame, I am unsociable and lonely. And then she came to me, stuck into my consciousness, like a sharp needle. Dreams became a refuge, and a psychologist convinced me to write about her. The writing desk again became the most beloved place, and the typewriter became an instrument of sacred rite. And everything was fine until Ruby (as I called her) appeared in the flesh. Real, alive, as if someone super-strong made a hole in my imagination and released it to freedom … 
The creative ego of the creator deprives the creation of independence, and then exhaustion and sadness comes.Everything ever ends, and is love when something in your beloved annoys you, and you want to remove this something, crippling, limiting, torturing? And how many times will you give in to this impulse before finally deciding to open the cage and let go, let go of this birdie, in pursuit of independence, freedom and peace? They say that he learns from mistakes, and maybe next time you won’t have to make them…. if he will, this next time. Only one thing is clear: a woman is like a universe. The well-known butterfly effect – removed one grain, the whole mountain crumbled.And, before plunging into someone’s soul, it is worth thinking about whether it is even necessary to go on this journey without end? 
In the moment preceding the execution, he desperately shouts to the crowd spitting at him – I am the same as you! Samsung Galaxy S20 + 8 / 128GB Smartphone (Red)
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This enables enterprises to provide employees with secure, optimized connectivity to enterprise resources from both corporate and personal BYOD devices.This allows enterprises to configure individual applications to enforce VPNs, ensuring the secure transfer of corporate data while preventing personal data from overloading the corporate Internet connection.
In addition, the VPN customization feature allows employees’ personal applications to connect directly to the Internet while maintaining privacy. Mobile Device Management MDM The Samsung KNOX platform builds on the advanced MDM capabilities of Samsung SAFE and provides additional policies for security, integration with enterprise systems, and corporate use such as remote management and asset tracking.
Support for management with Active Directory and Group Policy Manager. Customize your phone or tablet idle and lock screen settings. Trusted Boot 2. Certification and Standards Compliance 1. Boot Verification Samsung KNOX uses the Secure Boot Protocol, which requires the device bootloader, kernel, and system software to be signed with a key that has a hardware verified CA. Commercially available Samsung devices will use certificates issued by Samsung.
Government agencies generally require government agencies or authorized system integrators to be responsible for the safety of all software used on mobile devices. As mentioned earlier, Samsung KNOX devices contain a hardware-secured certificate for government agencies and their trusted partners to create their own certificate chains.
To do this, Samsung signs a government agency or system integrator’s Level 2 certificate with the above certificate and provides the means for a one-time migration from a Samsung CA to a KNOX government CA.The government agency or relevant system integrator can then create and deploy custom software images that are signed with their own Level 2 certificate, which is authenticated at boot time at the hardware level. Smart Cards CAC Support The US Department of Defense requires employees to digitally sign documents, encrypt and decrypt email, and establish secure connections to the network using certificates based on PKI.
This enables CACs to be used with browsers, email, VPN clients, and other government applications. Certification and Compliance The NIST Federal Institute of Standards and Technology, FIPS, is a US security standard that helps companies collecting, storing, transmitting, and distributing confidential information to make informed decisions when choosing devices to work with.
These guides describe the development of the Security Technical Implementation Guides STIG, containing product-specific policies, requirements, and configuration recommendations.
In the year, DISA published a security guide for mobile operating systems, describing the security requirements for commercial mobile devices used by the US Department of Defense. For example, attacks on mobile devices, and especially on Android devices, are increasing at an alarming rate.
In addition, the continuous increase in the number of employees using personal devices at work increases the risks to corporate data and network resources. Samsung KNOX’s multi-layered security model and advanced device management completely removes the bottlenecks that hinder the adoption of the open source Android platform in the enterprise environment. A large number of MDM policies enable IT administrators to improve the efficiency of employee device management and the quality of support through the ability to remotely change settings for Wi-Fi, VPN, email and other components.
Samsung Electronics Co. Through continuous improvement and development of new technologies, Samsung is revolutionizing the world of television, smartphones, personal computers, printers, cameras, camcorders, home systems, medical devices, LTE systems and LED solutions. Samsung employs people in 79 countries and has annual sales of over one trillion won in the Republic of Korea.
Kari stores equipped the workstations of cashiers with a solution based on Samsung tablets
Less actual field of view due to rounded edges and camera hole.Securing Cisco IP Phones An Overview of Securing Your Cisco IP Phones, on page 1 Enhancing Your Phone’s Network Security, on page 2 Viewing the Current Security Features on Your Phone, on page 3 Viewing Samsung Knox Mobile Security Seats, Learn More. Samsung is a registered trademark of Samsung Electronics Co. The scene was captured in 8K video mode and one still image was captured using the 8K Video Snap feature. Cloud solutions and services for the security of data storage for corporations and telecom operators Atlansys WhiteCloud Atlansys Software August Your data and their protection Situations: Loss Theft Service.
Don’t like this awful flash? As with any new product, only time will tell how effective the Samsung Knox system is. PC, Media. Enterprise Mobility Samsung Electronics Co. Full range of mobile devices 3. What is Gatedefender 2. The era of smartphones that have a display, cameras, processor and a spacious battery has come. Protected microcomputer MKT Application area Today the development of ICT both in public administration and in commercial structures Samsung Knox Mobile places for the introduction of modern information.
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Setting up an Exchange mailbox is only possible for Samsung devices running Android operating system version 5. To set up an Exchange mailbox on a mobile device, follow these steps :. In addition, the platform has become available on wearable devices such as the Samsung Gear S2. This means that even more users will be able to take advantage of Samsung’s security platform. This strategy will now expand beyond Android to include the Tizen operating system.
TheSamsung KNOX also works seamlessly between IoT devices, open APIs, and development kits. In addition, KNOX is supported by more than providers of corporate mobility management systems around the world. The platform is compatible with all popular SSO and VLAN access solutions, ensuring compatibility with deployed infrastructure and allowing companies to preserve their IT investments. The platform will form the basis for all Samsung corporate services, including solutions for healthcare, automotive, finance and other segments.
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Samsung announced in February the release of the second version of the Knox 2 platform. The information stored inside is protected from unauthorized access, malicious software and phishing. Samsung Knox makes it possible to use a separate chip to check the integrity of the system and the container, which prevents access to files stored in the protected area in case of attempts to compromise the system.
Knox 2.0 received two new cloud services: Knox EMM and Knox Marketplace
In version Knox 2. Knox 2. From the previous version of Knox, system users will be able to upgrade along with an upgrade to Android KitKat. The new flagship smartphone Samsung Galaxy S5, announced at the MWC, will come with Knox 2 pre-installed. Its benefits can only be used by owners of the Galaxy S5 smartphone.
To use Knox, IT services must first enable the appropriate functionality.New features include dedicated Marketplace app storage, cloud-based management and certificate management functions that turn your smartphone into a smart card. The platform is compatible with third-party containers such as the Good Safe Container, as well as Fixmo SafeZone and MobileIron AppConnect containers, which provide the same level of hardware protection as Samsung’s own container.
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ldap – ldapadd does not provide “any global superior knowledge” in default configuration
Background:
I am installing Prosody and Kaiwa XMPP server in DigitalOcean Droplet.
Kaiwa has a one-click deployment tool using Docker which I tried first, but it didn’t work – probably because I’m using at least 512MB DO VPS and it ran out of memory with half the Docker images started.
I erased all of these images, made a 1GB swap file for my blob, and now follow (as suggested) the Kaiwa GitHub README for a “manual” install, which essentially fetches and configures four Docker images: postgresql , slapd , kaiwa-server and {{X3}}.The PostgreSQL image setup went smoothly and I am having problems with the LDAP sample.
Issue:
Here are the instructions for configuring the LDAP Docker image:
$ docker pull nickstenning / slapd
$ docker run -d \
--name ldap \
-p 389: 389 \
-e LDAP_DOMAIN = myorga \
-e LDAP_ORGANISATION = MyOrganisation \
-e LDAP_ROOTPASS = mypassword \
nickstenning / slapd
$ wget https: //raw.
githubusercontent.com / digicoop / kaiwa-server / master / users.ldif
$ ldapadd -h localhost -x -D cn = admin, dc = myorga -w mypassword -f users.ldif
(I missed a series of sed commands used to replace demo data in users.ldif with personal data; I get the same error with both datasets.)
After running command ldapadd , I get the following:
adding new entry "ou = users, dc = example.com"
ldap_add: Server is unwilling to perform (53)
additional info: no global superior knowledge
Experiments show that if I call ldapadd with user user1 and password user1pass , or if I call it with user admin but wrong admin password, I get another error:
ldap_bind: Invalid credentials (49)
I assume this means the second command, docker run , worked and my LDAP server recognizes that the admin user and password passed to ldapadd are correct, but for some reason I am asking to attach users to which do not exist in the tree.
I have never used LDAP before and am probably making some stupid mistake. I have read this SO question (openldap “no global excellent knowledge”) and my problem is probably similar – but I would not expect a typo to exist when I use the default config file set by the developers and I have not found it yet …
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Peter henry 8 June 2015 at 04:47
It looks like you named the root of your LDAP DIT as dc = myorga .Therefore, an entry that requires ou = users, DC = example.com will not work. You will have to change this accordingly.
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user207421 8 June 2015 at 03:16
90,000 Companies are uniting! LG & Google and BlackBerry & Samsung International companies have decided that fighting and litigation is too long and tiring.
And although this brings certain benefits and PR – always PR, it is better to combine your efforts and give the user something really cool. We have already written about Apple & IBM, why this is good and why the companies decided to work together. Now a few words about the benefits of cooperation between LG and Google, Samsung and BlackBerry.
LG and Google
Exchange patents – it was with such headlines that the news about the cooperation of the two companies was published. And that’s all true. LG and Google announced the conclusion of a cross-licensing agreement for a period of 10 years, during which the companies have the right to use both existing patents of each other, and those that will receive over the next years.This is how both companies decided to protect themselves from patent trolling and mutual claims, and it also gives both of them more freedom of action in terms of development. Thus, LG and Google will support each other and “untie the hands” of their employees in terms of creating something new. Alain Poe, Google’s deputy general patent attorney, said in a statement that they are delighted to partner with a company like LG as they “can now focus on delivering great products and services to users around the world.”Let me remind you that Google signed a similar agreement this year with Samsung. By the way, about them.
Samsung and BlackBerry
These guys decided not to butt, but fraternize for the sake of safety. And for the sake of fighting Apple, of course, where can we go without it? Blackberries announced a strategic partnership on their website last week. Having presented for the beginning the corporate platform BlackBerry Enterprise Service 12 (BES12), which provides an opportunity for IT-specialists to manage smartphones, the company also announced a partnership with Samsung.In the process, both companies will use each other’s mobile security solutions.
With KNOX, Samsung has created a set of Android devices capable of protecting corporate data not only in software, but also in hardware.
BlackBerry brings to the partnership the best-in-class cross-platform mobile enterprise management (EMM) and secure network infrastructure. By working together, companies can offer new enterprise solutions with a mobile component and a high level of security.
With BES12 and Samsung KNOX, customers can enjoy the following benefits:
- An integrated solution that combines the secure connectivity of its class of BlackBerry devices, applications, and data management capabilities with the security features found in Samsung Galaxy devices.
- Security enhancements for Android that mitigate threats that bypass application security mechanisms.
- Complete separation of business and personal data for uncompromising corporate security and employee privacy.
- Series of kernel security enhancements.
- Enhanced Workspace user experience for a more flexible approach to enterprise deployments.
- This solution is expected to be released in early 2015.
Samsung will sell BES12 to general customers, and BlackBerry will offer KNOX as part of its Gold Family subscriptions. Pricing will be announced at launch. And thanks to the collaboration, Samsung will grab a piece of the corporate market, and BlackBerry will strengthen its declining position.
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Additional scroll effects, unread data and others. First, make sure that AOD is turned on, and then click on it and in the dropped settings change the style and color of the clock display on the lock screen. Traditionally, the status bar is located at the top of the screen and displays all the vital functions of the smartphone, here you can find out the time, monitor the battery level and see how reliable the mobile connection is.When you receive a lot of notifications, this overload of unnecessary information makes it difficult to quickly find out the basic information. One of the most interesting visual features of Samsung smartphones is screen edge lighting.
This feature looks especially good in the flagship Galaxy S10, which has rounded edges on the sides of the display, they light up when you receive an incoming call or text message. Here you can select different effects, colors, opacity, width and duration.When you swipe on the right edge of the screen, your favorite apps and contacts appear, you can not only change the content of this element, but also add and remove entire panels.
If you own a Samsung Galaxy S10, you can change the screen resolution when convenient. This will allow not only to achieve the optimal size of the displayed information, but also to save battery power when you set a lower resolution. The fact that I have several phones is another matter, but even if they were asked to show my main phone, I would have done it without delay.
Do you know why? The answer lies in the fact that I am using the built-in personal data protection system built on KNOX from Samsung.
It sounded heavy, but in reality it is very simple and easy.
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Use HUAWEI’s Phone Clone App to send all data from your old smartphone to your new one quickly and effortlessly. The plug-in is not installed for the Samsung Gear app. The Samsung Gear S3 is already paired with another device.Huawei phone already.
We each have data that we consider critical – bank accounts, payment details, family information, personal photos and videos, finally, these can be applications that can say a lot about us and our addictions. Someone turns on separate phones in order to store various information on them, which is not related to everyday life.
The division into a regular and a corporate or special phone is logical, but often leads to confusion, and the question of whether there is always a chance to hack a second phone does not disappear anywhere.It seems to me that using several smartphones for security purposes, people at some point get confused themselves and stop doing it seriously. The main breach in the security of personal data is the inability of people to maintain it constantly, day after day, at the same level.
You need to have a strong motivation to keep your data safe, and very few have it. An ordinary person habitually waved his hand at his own safety and believes that a fingerprint sensor or a face unlock will be enough, because these methods guarantee the protection of the contents of the device.But if you imagine that someone is using your hand by force and unlocking the device, then it turns out that all its contents immediately become available to intruders?
It is believed that it is impossible to protect against this, and therefore you do not need to keep anything of value in your phone. This statement is true for many smartphones, but fundamentally wrong for Samsung smartphones, since they have created a secure environment for all the data that you consider valuable.
The KNOX encryption system creates a separate, secure section in the phone’s memory.This is not standard Android encryption, which has not gone anywhere, it is additional crypto protection, which is distinguished by a high level. In a closed room, all this is really convenient, but on the street, it is rather problematic.
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Both watches keep track of their owner’s heart rate throughout the day. By default Huawei does this continuously, Samsung saves battery power every five minutes. Of course, these settings can be changed. As it should be, there is a pedometer, sleep monitoring, breathing exercises and general activity rings that should be closed during the day.
New features include blood oxygen measurement for both models and Samsung menstrual cycle tracking.Another new Samsung feature is fall detection. Both models are weather resistant. A big plus for my Samsung watch is for music: among other things, it supports the Spotify app, through which you can download playlists. With navigation, both watches are all right, as well as with an abundance of dial options, of which there are probably hundreds.
Winner in this category: Samsung. Price Winner: Huawei. From a rational point of view, my sympathy belongs to the Huawei watch.They have an incredibly durable battery, a respectable look, great build, and a reasonable price. The main disadvantages: they do not support third-party applications, such as Spotify, and they do not accurately measure the pulse. The first defect seems to be fixed soon, but with the second one will have to wait until the watch learns to interact with an external heart rate monitor.
As for Samsung watches, they are certainly very advanced, with a bright screen and one of the best in their class. To match these qualities and a considerable price.Their main drawback is a weak battery. If you agree to charge your watch every night and carry the charging stand with you everywhere, then the flag is in your hands. For me, this is an insurmountable obstacle.
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Jinhao 159 – penmania.ru
This dreadnought, and this is what is [not] officially called the Jinhao 159 fountain pen, came to me by accident.A like-minded person from Australia sent it to me at a low price, with the words – “try it, you will tell it later.” Well I should try – is our profession is my hobby. So, the Chinese dreadnought of the 159 series, released at the Jinhao shipyards, cuts through the paper waves, flaunting the black sides of the hull lines …
Meeting
What a ship, though! The size of the handle is impressive at first glance. The black “cigar” of the 159th side was definitely “copied” from the “icon” (one of) the pens, Montblanc 149.If you put these two handles side by side, you will have to look for differences in size …
For the perception of the size of the pen, especially if you have not held the 149th Mont Blanc in your hands for a long time, I placed another brother in a cigar case next to it, Sailor 1911 Standard. There is a difference?
In general, nice white metal design details slightly set off not only the dimensions of the case, but also its very deep black lacquer coating.
And the coating is not easy.That is, the coverage is without riddles, of course. It is simply applied to a metal case. Yes, this very big cigar is made of metal. Weights – appropriate!
In the hand, because of the size, it lies remarkably, powerfully. Weight is too big, in my opinion. But this is already a matter of taste or habit.
The length of the pen is sufficient for comfortable writing without a cap. But if you prefer to put on the cap when writing, this option is also possible – the cap is securely held by friction on the pen.
Handle length closed / without cap / with cap on 148/126/162 mm. Case diameter max – 16 mm. Weight 46 g.
Filling system
Here you are, of course, not Mont Blanc 149, and the dreadnought uses a cartridge-converter refueling system that is standard for modern times. International standard, no surprises. Cartridges are readily available. And the converter is immediately included in the Jinhao 159 package, which is nice.
Pen and writing
Standard nib on the 159th
writes well, I guess.But I could not feel it myself, because the pen came to me already with tuning. This powerful case, in every sense, carried a nib from xfountainpens.com. And not standard, but stub, that is, flat. Of the decorations on the nib, there is an ornate pattern, and the inscriptions KNOX Germany. Well, a flat tip, without an iridium ball, of course …
Tucked in a pen, put it on the paper … Wow, this is a letter! The pen writes quite pleasantly, with a velvety “aftertaste”. Well, the flat pen pleases with the variability of the line width.
I – with a question to the sender of this miracle: “Michael, do all these Knox nibs write so wonderful?”
The e-mailman, regardless of the distance to Australia, quickly brought the answer: “Well, yes, the nibs are not bad, but this pen, which you got, I brought a little myself” 🙂
And I was about to buy a handful of these feathers, because they are inexpensive, a little less than 10 USD per feather. But, alas, does not offer a revision from Michael xfountainpens …
Reason
No, there is no typo in the subtitle. Reason It seems that I was a little upset that the same KNOX nib as on my copy is not included with every “cigar” of caliber 159. But the cost of the entire pen is less than the cost of this nib! You can buy Jinhao 159 fountain pen on ebay for 8-12 USD including shipping from China! This is not the price for such a powerful weighty case, albeit an unoriginal design.
Well, you can modify the pen yourself if you want. It’s not that difficult … I’ll tell you a little later, if you’re interested …
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