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We are passionate horse folks that try to ride 4-5 times a week.
Living in Oregon, we have vast areas of timberland out our back door. Our geldings are both experience with ranch work and take great care of us.
Lise maintains her interests in Dressage and Keith is drawn to Trail Challenges, cattle and ground work. Together we strive to enhance our horsemanship skills and develop stronger relationships with our boys. We board in a very natural and health public stable which serves many disciplines including jumping, trail riding, and Dressage.
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Loveofthehorse has wonderful gifts for the equine lover. For the kids and collectors we have an extensive plush line and collectable replica model horses. Our plush line includes those by Douglas and we offer the complete line of CollectA collectables. For the lady we have jewelry and handbags, and more. We are sure to have the perfect gift or accessory for those special occasion, birthday, showers, or any holiday.
Our theme kitchen accessories collection includes kitchen linens , hot pads, place mats. Loveofthehorse carries offerings included coasters and trivets from Thirstystone. We also carry serving pieces including salt and peppers sets, ice cream scoops, trays, bottle openers, and more from novelty through elegant Arthur Court cast aluminum.
A varied collection of jewelry that includes discipline specific items as well as product which celebrate the horse. We offer equestrian gifts in all price ranges and for all ages. We are also pleased to be able to include a line of woven horsehair products including, necklaces, bracelets, barrettes, eyeglass holders and more.
We are very please to offer several gift , occasion cards, and stationary featuring Leanin Tree. Leanin Tree represents a number of artists including Laurel Burch, Chris Cummings, and Jody Bergsma.
An ever expanding equine home décor collection. Our art collection include canvas wrapped prints by artists including Chris Cummings, Persis Clayton Weirs, Lee Kromschroeder, and Daryl Poulin. Usually art is restricted to inside enjoyment; however, we represent a unique product which offers a weather resistant process which allow their art to be outside and is perfect for the arena, barn, patio and more. This allows you to leave your artwork outside and still enjoy the equine imagery and gift your loved one one of the most unique gifts we have seen.
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Why go: You can spend a whole day in Peredelkino. The town of writers appeared in this place in the 1930s, the dachas were presented for free and indefinitely, at different times Pasternak, Chukovsky, Voznesensky, Akhmadulina, Ilf and Petrov, Aksenov, Aitmatov lived here.
The first stop will be Pasternak’s dacha. Boris Pasternak lived in Peredelkino for over 20 years. Here he wrote “Doctor Zhivago”, here I learned that he had received the Nobel Prize “for the continuation of the traditions of the great Russian epic novel.”Peredelkino became for Pasternak a place where he could hide from the persecution that had fallen upon him. The most remarkable room is the grand piano, in which Svyatoslav Richter and Stanislav Neuhaus gave summer concerts. Arriving at Pasternak, you can order a sightseeing tour of the house, and by appointment on Sundays plein airs are held on the veranda.
In the house of Chukovsky, everything has been preserved to the smallest detail the way the writer’s family made it. Korney Ivanovich lived in Peredelkino for most of his life. An unusual headset in the living room, a lamp on the desktop, an ashtray, fountain pens and a small black crocodile, a rotary telephone, which both monkeys and an elephant called, gifts from children from all over the world, thousands of books.
It is worth coming here for a dacha dinner (July 28) – this is not the first season the museum is arranging this gastronomic project. The program includes summer borscht and pilaf with chickens and dried fruits along with a story about the Peredelkino period of Korney Ivanovich’s life, about the Chukokkola manuscript almanac and about the legendary bonfires for children “Hello, Summer!” and “Goodbye Summer!”, which became a Peredelkino tradition for a long time.Even in Peredelkino, you can look into the house-museum of Bulat Okudzhava and the museum-gallery of Yevgeny Yevtushenko.
How to get there: from Kievskiy railway station (Kievskaya metro station) by train to Peredelkino station. Then walk 30 minutes or 20 minutes by bus number 468 from the station “Peredelkino Station” to the stop “House of Creativity”. By car – 30th kilometer along Borovskoye highway. There is unorganized parking, there is no cafe.
What to read and watch: “Doctor Zhivago”, a cycle of poems by Boris Pasternak “Peredelkino”, “Moidodyr”, a site about the Chukovsky family.
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It was strange to hear the words I wrote spoken out loud. As if someone came up and stuck a knife in the back. A pulling pain appeared between the shoulder blades, it caught my breath. From the tension, I got up and began feverishly sorting through the small office supplies on the table, then caught Tanya’s puzzled look and sat down again, trying to hide my excitement.
– Another moron from the Internet, – I summed up with pretended indifference.
– No, that’s something else! – Nastya interrupted passionately. – You listen to how he writes! This is a cry from the heart! He wants to talk about something important.It’s for me! So great! I walked all day today and thought about him. What is he like, where does he live, what is he thinking about? Can you hear me? – she clarified, noticing that I was silent.
– Yes, of course – I got up and went to the window. A construction site loomed behind the glass, workers were swarming on it, the crane was importantly twisting its beak, dragging blocks and bricks.
– I want to know everything about him! Someone knocking on my door, taking my soul. He grabbed my heart with his hands and squeezed it. Can you imagine?
I looked at my hand and nervously put it in my pocket.
– Miracles do not happen, – squeezed out in response. – Why did you call?
– For you to understand, you must not lose hope! And also say that I love you! – Nastya laughed. – You are my dearest little man, so I call you always when my life turns upside down!
– Someone dashed off a muddy note for you, and your life changed? – I could not resist the irony.
– Today you will not offend me, I am impenetrable, protected by light and hope, smack, call, – she hung up.
I fell into a chair and stared mindlessly at the monitor. Obeying an internal impulse, he climbed onto the ill-fated dating site, found his profile and wanted to delete it, but did not have time.
The door opened, Olga, the queen of the company, entered the office, my light and hope in this student mess. It was she who, without making any efforts, fascinated and imbued my brains with plans for the development of a publishing of computer games, the possibilities that I could discover here for myself. Her clear and clear voice poured into her ears, acting like hypnosis.It was not a woman’s physical desire, but rather a reverence for her fantastic charm. A sharp mind and insight shone in Olga’s eyes. She pulled her long hair into a ponytail, slightly Mongolian eyes and beautifully outlined lips involuntarily attracted her eyes. The marketing director was dressed in an emphatically democratic manner, however, a sense of style, exquisite taste were felt in every little thing – a handbag, matching shoes and a jacket. A light silk scarf adorned her neck, and her scent fluttered around – a confident, successful, intelligent, purposeful, sun goddess.\ \
Vasya came in after her, he was pensive, and after him … I could not believe my eyes, Boris himself! The room immediately became crowded. The situation was saved by a snow-white sofa, on which the CEO immediately landed.
– Where does the furniture come from? – he asked, turning to me, Vasya averted his eyes, and I breathed more air into my lungs.
– I often stay to work at night, I sleep here, – left the direct answer and looked in the direction of Vasya.
– You are probably aware that we are negotiating with Nintendo, we plan to become a distributor of their products.Now the situation is difficult, I would say, incomprehensible …
– Why are you pulling the cat by the tail? – Boris interrupted with irritation. – Olya does not succeed, we almost lost the contract.
“We are too small a company for them,” she explained her defeat. – There are many competitors who have already built the same regional sales network, and we are just starting, we have contracts so far only with Moscow chains.
– A man is needed, – Vasya intervened in the conversation and sat down next to Boris.- With leading experience in the gaming industry and knowledge of the Japanese language.
– In general, a cool special, – muttered the general and buried himself in the smartphone, typing something on the keyboard. – It seems to me that we lost time, but Olya believes not.
– We need a professional salesperson who will charm them, be able to convince them that they need to rely on a young, rapidly growing publishing house.
– Exactly, – assented Boris, grinning. – Olya says that you will find it. Can you find it?
The question was provocative.If I agreed, I would put myself in jeopardy, because I already felt a catch.
– So you need a wizard who will come and do something in a couple of days that we could not do in a few months? – I clearly outlined the situation so that they would understand how difficult the work was thrown.
“He must fall in love with the Japanese,” Olga responded with a sparkle in her eyes.
“I understand that I need to find a magician,” I nodded, smiling. – Unreal.
– So I told Olya and Vasya the same thing, and they rested and dragged to you, like you should try.I told them right away, you can’t.
His words infuriated me, engaging professional pride.
“I can,” I snapped. – Give people to take up the turnover, then it will work out.
– Where will you plant them? – Vasya was surprised.
“On the couch,” I rapped out without batting an eye. “I forgot the last time I had a good sleep.\ \
“We all sleep a little,” grumbled Borya. – You have an assistant, – he casually pointed a finger at Tanya, who pretended not to listen to us, and tried to work.Her cheeks were pink with excitement and embarrassment.
“Not enough,” I said gloomily. – 15 vacancies – break plus office work. I need two more people. One for pieces of paper, the other for sales and a warehouse.
“Take three,” Boris agreed easily, getting up. – I went, a lot to do.
When the door closed behind him, Labutina sat down next to me and took my hand.
– This is very important, paramount, leave everything and go looking for yourself. I believe in you, Andrey. You won’t let me down, will you?
From her words, I began to melt again, licked my dry lips and mentally vowed to break into a cake, but to help her. How she knew how to look, turning the insides inside out.
– I’ll find it. Why do you need Japanese? – I unbuttoned a couple of buttons on my shirt, feeling the heat in my chest. – Negotiations are held in English. This skill will complicate the search many times over.
– We do not have any trump cards, – I did not like the sadness in Vasya’s head.
– Few stores, a weak regional network, twenty not very well-known game projects have been released in a year, the Japanese have so many requirements … Knowledge of the language is an energy bonus, not necessary, but in our situation it can become decisive, – the marketing director got up and poured tea.
– That is, a lion should come and meow something in Japanese about how cool we are, will they immediately believe and sign a contract? – I joked.
– Yes, – Olga was incredibly serious and focused. – Exactly. He must charm them with charisma and the feeling that he is on the board, that he can be trusted. Relying on energy.
– Weak – I did not hide my skepticism. – How much time do we have?
– A man is needed immediately. If it works out, we’ll talk about raising the salary, ”she put the mug on the table and waved her hand to Vasya.
– What if not? – I smiled.
– You can, – her sincerity and conviction in my talents knocked down.
When they left, Tanya happily jumped up and ran to my table.
– What an awesome task, can I connect too ?!
– First, find a personnel officer to get rid of the papers, – I ruffled my hair. – Luck plays a big role here. Finding such a person is fantastic, and not because of the Japanese language. They do not need experience or language, but a superman with inner magic.Magician.
– I’m ready to work, the CMO is so awesome! – Tanya crossed her arms over her chest.
“Olya has magic,” I drawled thoughtfully. – Knows how to fall in love with himself and his ideas everyone with whom he communicates. We need someone who is cooler than her. For a modest salary. Therefore, if luck does not turn away from us, we will be able to close the vacancy.
“I really want to try,” she rubbed her hands. – Very!
– Let’s try together tomorrow.
The next day, Tanya, after taking a bite at the bit, called twenty people for an interview.
– This is a personnel officer! – I was indignant, observing the meeting rooms packed with women and girls. – Simple vacancy! Two or three meetings are enough to choose a suitable candidate.
– You said yourself – into battle! – Tanya answered guiltily. – I decided to take a responsible approach to work.
– Well done, – my gaze settled on a plump girl of about thirty, whose breasts were tearing out from the neckline of her dress. – We take this one, say goodbye to the rest.
– Do you want to take her without an interview? – the assistant was confused and looked warily at the candidate, who, sticking out her tongue, was filling out the questionnaire.
“I’m sure you invited the best of the best, it remains only to understand who it’s not disgusting to look at all day,” I sighed. – I like her breasts, she immediately attracts me.
– Are you kidding, Andrey? – Tanya frowned and pursed her lips.
“I have no time to explain my decisions,” I rapped out. – Chat, check the recommendations, let him go to work tomorrow.
I turned away to show that the conversation was over. Tanya took a folder with a pen and went offended to the meeting room.
For a couple of hours, I searched websites and information portals, trying to intuitively understand who would be suitable for this position. To no avail. The wizard was not visible in any face that I have met. I was distracted by a phone that caught someone’s message. He opened the mailbox and smiled. Nastya wrote.
“Sergey, I’m so glad !!!! Can’t imagine, on this day I wanted to delete the profile! Only maniacs and worried people write to me! Where are you from? Is this your photo? No face is visible, some boy with a kitten….How old are you? Do you have a family? What did you want to tell me about? Oh, I was bombarded with questions, I’m sorry! I want to ask so many things, I was confused! Write, I’m looking forward to it!
And attached a photo of herself in which she is sitting with a proud and solemn expression on her face in a black lace dress. I squeezed the pen between my fingers, remembering the day I took that picture.
He poured himself some tea and jotted down an answer.
“Hello, Nastya. It was an impulse, I could not resist.I live in Vyborg, married, three children … ”
Hanged on the phrase “three children”, then erased the words:
“… one child. I work as a leader …
I thought again and glanced out of the window at the construction site:
“… the head of a construction company. I don’t even know why I wrote it. I’m lying, I know. I like you, so there won’t be a photo. Don’t ask. Let’s just communicate as if you live on Venus, and I live on Mars. When I write to you, thousands of lanterns light up in my soul. It’s good that you are.
Warrior from Mars. ”
With an idiotic smile of happiness, I sent the message, feeling my mood skyrocketing.
Towards evening, tireless Tanya dragged a stack of questionnaires to the table and glared victoriously.
– And you said it was a difficult task! These candidates are suitable.
– Really? – I began to leaf through the resume and put them aside. – This one is too young, this one has no leadership experience, this one scary, this one has worked too little in the industry, this is a girl …
– You’re a sexist! – she could not resist.
“Not me, Japanese,” I calmly retorted. – So there is no one to invite.
– You don’t even want to meet them and you judge people very superficially! How can you hire a HR officer to evaluate her breasts! She exploded, clenching her fists.
– She has a kind face, no family, because there is no ring on her finger, she is not a Muscovite, she will work hard like a horse, and her chest is a bonus, we have a male team.
– Disagree with your work methods! – Tanya exclaimed.- We were taught differently …
“Forget about studying,” I waved my hand. – Either you obey me, or stomp into another company, conduct interviews on textbooks.
Tanya bit her lip and sat down at the table. Seconds later, tears began to fall from her eyes. She took the phone with shaking hands and barely answered the call. I got up and walked very close to her.
“If this is a husband, tell me you’ll be late,” he whispered in his ear. – You are smart, we will find him.
Tanya put the phone in her bag and forced out a smile with difficulty.
– Do I seem like a naive maximalist to you?
“I like your faith in people,” I said sincerely. – Dig into gaming forums, you need to move away from stereotypes. Our wizard is out there somewhere. It is useless to catch it on job search sites.
– Okay, – Tanya wiped away her tears and stared intently at the monitor.
When the clock showed ten in the evening, I stretched and grunted triumphantly.
– Found it? – the assistant jumped up.
“It’s not clear yet,” he answered vaguely.- We need to probe him. Come on, get up, – ordered her. – Do you have a profile on a social network?
– Why do you need it?
– Tanya, the person we need is not looking for a job, – I unfolded the monitor and poked at the photo of an expensive motorcycle.
“I don’t understand,” the assistant muttered. – How do you understand that he suits us? It’s just a VKontakte page. Where can I find a resume?
– I found his dialogue on the Nintendo forum, punched through the email address and went to the last name, first name, patronymic, scanned the network, dug up a couple of people, and only one on the wall has posts about consoles with emotional comments.And here is his profile on dtf (professional gaming portal). Knows Japanese, fan of consoles, it is written that he is an entrepreneur.
– But this is not a resume, you said, you need a person with experience in a leadership position!
– Do you know how much a motorcycle on an avatar costs? I asked with a grin. – I worked in the automotive industry, I understand prices.
– How do you know this is his motorcycle !? – worried the assistant. – People often sculpt other people’s pictures on ava!
– That’s where, – I opened the autoforum.- Here he lit up through the email address that he left, offering someone spare parts.
My arguments did not convince her, Tanya shook her head doubtfully.
– I trust my intuition – I rubbed my nose. – Now the most difficult thing is how to invite someone who is not looking for a job for an interview?
“I don’t know,” she shrugged and looked impatiently at her watch. – It’s late, I have to go home.
– Can I use your account to hook it up? I rubbed my tired eyes and yawned.
– Why don’t you write from yours? – Tanya took her purse and a bag with things, but stopped at the door and returned again.
“He will send me three letters,” I admitted. – Such a pepper can only be hurt by a woman. Beautiful.
Tanya turned pale and mumbled barely audibly:
– Forgive me, of course, but I am married and do not play such games. Your methods of working with people seem strange to say the least.
– Any other suggestions? – I got up and walked over to her.- Come on, lay it out, otherwise your excellent pupil complex seems to put it mildly interfering with work. – If Andrey writes to him, he will politely refuse. Having sold liver, kidney and spleen for organs, we cannot afford his motorcycle. For you, his car does not mean anything, but for me it is evidence that he is financially successful, runs some kind of business, until he understood how he knows Japanese and how a fish in water swims in Nintendo consoles. We need to probe him, perhaps this is not the person we are looking for.Remotely, I could not understand anything, and the deadlines are running out.
The assistant hesitated, sighed, but did not say yes. I smiled:
– When I arrived in Moscow, they did not take to work: no experience, dressed like a ragamuffin. It took me four hours to convince the CEO to believe in me, and in the first month I promised to close any tough job. She agreed. Then I became insolent and asked to live with her for a month. I had no money to rent a house. To her, who had a husband and three children.I slept on her couch, worked day and night and thought I was going to die because it was impossible to find a colorist who doesn’t drink. Do you know how I found him?
– How? – Tanya smiled faintly and put the package at her feet.
– I realized that it was pointless to invite men to this position, some drunks, I began to look closely at women, and I could count them on my fingers, and everyone works. I combed the network, found the names, surnames, chewed the social accounts of each, until I came across an unmarried girl from Uzbekistan.He called the technical center, introduced himself as her hopelessly in love fellow student from a parallel stream, said that he was passing through Moscow, and I was eager to meet her. She believed and we met.
– What a bug you are, – Tanya laughed, her face relaxed. – And then what happened? She didn’t make you marry yourself?
– No, – I put my hands in my pockets. – He apologized, offered her a new job and a higher salary. Lured me to another technical center, got a lot of money, passed the probationary period and bought a store for my parents.
– Whole shop !? – Tanya gasped. – Wow! And where do they pay so much?
– Well, not quite a store, a vegetable stall, – I corrected embarrassedly. – In this company there is no salary, bare interest, so you are unlikely to run there. I worked as a laborer because I had no choice. Without experience, they did not take anywhere. Now the situation is similar. We must lure the wizard to us. Salary and career resources will not work. A beautiful woman remains.
– Get a fake account, – suggested Tanya. – I do not want to be in an ambiguous situation, you must understand that.
“No one will communicate with a fake,” I waved my hand. – I promise I will stand up to defend your honor and morality.
– Are you kidding me? – the assistant frowned, the phone in her purse rang. – Lord, my husband will beat me! Eleventh hour!
– Everything will be fine, – I opened the door for her.
– Do not delete the correspondence, so that I know, – Tanya did not leave. – I hope there will be nothing to be ashamed of?
– Only flirting, men are easier to seduce than women, – I yawned.- I want to sleep, I’m tired as a dog.
After blowing out two cups of strong coffee, I sat down at Tanya’s computer and rubbed my hands:
– Well, where are you there, my Japanese lion?
At three o’clock in the morning he fell on a white sofa and fell into a deep sleep. It seemed that literally in a second someone shook me out of the darkness, pulling my shoulder. Before my eyes I saw a lush female breast and smiled blissfully, thinking that I was dreaming.
– I was told – at nine to work, – a sonorous female voice brought out of the remnants of sleep.
I stared at the unfamiliar face, trying to figure out who she was and what was going on.
– Marina, – the girl hesitated in front of the sofa, clutching a well-worn leatherette handbag. – Human Resources Inspector.
– I earned money and fell asleep, – I explained my being in a horizontal position. – With a seat of complexity, you will have to sit on the couch for a month, we will organize a table and a computer.
I ran to the server room, begged for a computer and furniture, and when I returned, I found Marina and Tanya laughing and chatting about something incessantly.He sighed. Now the chirping will start.
– There is a lot of work, – adjusting the equipment, I warned the new employee, – Documents on the shelves, sort it out, if you have any questions, we will help.
Marina was round like a marshmallow: her bulging eyes, drawn in blue pencil, looked with interest at the situation in the office, she was constantly stroking her soft hands. It took her ten minutes to scan my appearance, Tanya for some reason did not undergo such a meticulous search
– Did it work? The assistant asked in a whisper, imperceptibly approaching me.- He will come?
– Chatted a little, maybe he will come, – I rubbed my chin and yawned desperately. – I seem to have promised.
– Why did you delete the correspondence? – she was upset.
“We were discussing motorcycles, nothing interesting,” I said, and looked around for a kettle.
Marina put a plate of cookies and a mug of green tea in front of me, Tanya slipped two apples, and she took a rag and began to wipe folders, shelves, cabinets – everything was in order.
“We have no time for a marafet,” I remarked.- The cleaning lady will clean everything in the evening.
“I see her cleaning up here,” she said. – The dust is as thick as a finger, I cannot work in the mud. There is a mess in the documents, who did the paperwork here?
– I recently worked here! – Tanya exclaimed.
– Well, I was engaged, – I muttered. – There is a lot of work, there is no time to lay out pieces of paper. That’s why they took you.
“And I thought I was invited for a beautiful chest,” Marina said smiling and blew her hair off her face.She was cleaning and did not look in my direction.
He threw an angry glance at Tanya. Here is a traitor! The assistant pretended not to understand anything, and with furious zeal plunged into the work.
Closer to lunchtime, I realized that I could not fight sleepiness, and went outside to get some fresh air. Vasya appeared beside him, he greeted and stood beside him, silently looking at the trees and flower beds around the office.
– Give Seda’s phone, – could not resist in the end.
– Okay, write it down, – I pulled out the device and looked at it sternly. – If I find out that you brought up the topic of abortion, blame yourself.
“We’ll just talk, I didn’t know you were such a bore,” he complained, frowning.
“The matter concerns the honor of the Armenian girl,” I remarked arrogantly. – However, you do not understand …
– Well why, – Vasya narrowed his eyes and tightly clenched his jaw. – I understand everything, not a fool.
He rewrote the number, and I tore and threw flower buds under my feet, around which bright butterflies fluttered.Ladybugs crawled slowly over the green foliage, the sun gilded the treetops. The weather was wonderful. Closing my eyes, I lifted my head. The blue of the sky poured into consciousness and lifted the mood.
– Thank you, – Vasya returned my phone and grinned. – Are you really Armenian? Not simular.
“Father is Russian,” I said. – I answer for Sedu with my head. She must not suffer, otherwise I will rip your heart out.
– Terrible, – his smile widened.
– Exactly so, – I looked at the rattling smartphone and answered Tanya’s call.- Seda registered with the antenatal clinic.
– How did it happen so quickly? – Vasya turned pale.
– Just in case, – I answered evasively and sighed. It was unbearably hard to lie. – What is the difference in the end? Nobody asks you for anything. Live as you lived.
“I can’t do that,” he shook his head. – I’ll call her. We need to talk.
“As you wish,” I shrugged and stuffed a blade of grass into my mouth.
– Do you think you’ll find him? – Vasya suddenly changed the subject.
“Found it already,” I said calmly. – Comes today.
The phone rang again, I answered the call. I didn’t want to go back to the office, fatigue pressed on my shoulders and chest, my eyes were covered with sand from chronic lack of sleep.
– It’s time, a lot of work, – I opened the office door, letting Vasya through. The cramped room in which we huddled seemed squalid and dark.
– When are we moving? – caught up with him with a question. – Suffice it to sit in this casemate.
– God knows, Boris pulls, the repair is barely moving, – Vasya rubbed the bridge of his nose.- We must be patient.
I did not have time to enter the office, Tanya attacked me, her face was green:
– Andrey, I said something wrong !!! – worried and swallowing the words, she sobbed. – You didn’t answer calls! He came unexpectedly and immediately demanded a meeting with me! I was scared! Before I could ask anything, this man asked strange questions about burning gasoline. You are to blame, I asked you not to erase the correspondence! – sobbed Tanya.
– Calm down, – interrupted her hysteria. – What happened?
– Vlad realized that it was not me who communicated with him, – the assistant in despair began to wring her hands.- Sorry, I didn’t know that you were leaving, and I would have to meet him!
– Call Olya, tell her to come, – I asked. – Well, how do you like it?
“Why are you asking her,” Marina said. – Super macho hrenacho, as he entered, a shiver ran through my body, and my legs buckled. Where have you dug up such a handsome man? This is not a person, but a walking icon. So handsome, just fucked up, – the personnel officer swore and bit her tongue guiltily.
– You are at work, watch your words, please, – I frowned.
– Sorry, – Marina blushed and buried herself in the papers.
– I did not see the photo, it was inconvenient to ask, – whispered to Tanya. – Why are you shaking, well understood and understood, not a disaster. We have done our job, calm down. Now we’ll settle everything.
While I was walking to the meeting room, on the way I ran into the head of the purchasing department, Sasha greeted and, among other things, asked:
– Who came there all of himself? Actor?
– No, – I shook hands and took the second step, resting on the secretary.
– Andrey, he asked for tea with lemon, – Olya breathed out with bulging eyes. – Who is this anyway?
“Candidate for the position of the Japanese lion,” I joked, grabbing the door handle of the meeting room.
– Hi, Andryush, – Galina, the head of the regional department, waved her hand. – I heard that someone came from Mosfilm.
“Not a company, but a box of gossips,” I muttered. – Then we’ll talk.
The meeting was like a torture chamber – cramped, narrow, the walls hung with posters and company awards for participation in the development of educational computer technology.A man about two meters tall with black resin hair, clasped his hands behind his back, looked at them. Fitted, with an even beautiful tan, in a snow-white shirt and leather trousers, he really resembled a Hollywood actor in some way. He turned in my direction and immediately, smiling, went to meet me. Correct, perfectly symmetrical black faces, big beautiful eyes, pubescent with eyelashes, clear skin, straight nose, strong-willed chin. I didn’t expect him to have such a remarkable phenotype.
– Andrey, – my little hand drowned in his heavy paw.
– Vlad, – greeted confidently and energetically.
We sat down at the table, he was looking at me intently, and I was looking at him. Suddenly, both laughed, or rather he began, and I just got infected. He laughed sincerely.
– So you communicated with me? – Vlad leaned back in his chair and spread his legs wide. – And I was surprised where there is so much knowledge about Harley …
– Trick, – I put my hands in front of me, embarrassed. – I want to apologize for resorting to him, did not know how to persuade you to come here.
– How long have you been working here? – he polished me endlessly with a glance, it was unnerving, although he had six years of experience in dealing with criminals.
– A couple of months – I ruffled my hair and opened my mouth to talk about the offer, but he interrupted again:
– Who is the girl?
– HR Manager, her name is Tanya. I had to use her account.
– Where did you come from? He smiled radiantly again.
– Not a Muscovite, came a year ago to try his luck, – I briefly described my biography in the capital.
– How old are you? – easily switched to “you”, forcing him to strain. The meeting turned into an interrogation, where I could not insert a word into the machine-gun line of his questions. – What are your parents’ jobs? Married? Where do you live?
“Teacher’s parents, not married,” I answered dryly. – Let’s discuss what I called you for.
– You can call me, – he moved closer and picked up the questionnaire that was on the table. – And what, I need to fill it in? I feel like a student … – laughed like a boy, at this time the door opened, flushed Olga brought in a tray of tea and something sweet.
Vlad jumped up and helped her, putting everything on the table.
– Thank you, – he accidentally touched the secretary’s hand, which almost fainted, melting from his attention.
– Didn’t Labutina come? – I asked Olga, but she did not hear me, because she did not take an enthusiastic look from the candidate, I had to kick her in the side.
– Nno, – muttered in the end. – Do you need anything else? – with a tremor in her voice, she turned to Vlad.
He laughed again and winked at her:
– In an hour more tea, I think I’ll be here for a long time.
We did not have time to talk, the director of marketing rushed into the room, she was disheveled and out of breath. She threw the bag and scarf on the table and immediately took Vlad into circulation. He was not familiar with her, kissed her hand, smiled softly, offered his chair, I ran for the third one, when I returned, they were already discussing something animatedly, as if they had known each other for a hundred years. Vlad endlessly joked and actively gestured. Olga’s eyes shone like two diamonds. She excitedly described the situation with the Japanese, bumping into me, nodded:
– Andryush, thank you, we are here.
– Wait, I didn’t write down your number, – Vlad reached for the phone, I dictated my cell phone and left with a feeling of great relief.
I ran into Vasya and Boris at the door.
– Is he there? – Boris adjusted his glasses and thrust his hands into his jacket pockets. – Will be able?
“I didn’t have time to talk, Olya came,” I said wearily. – It seems like the one who is needed.
– You take as many people as you need, well done, – the general threw abruptly and entered the meeting room, Vasya leaked out after.
Two hours later, I realized that I was falling asleep on the keyboard, got up to make myself coffee. In the doorway, at first a huge bouquet of scarlet roses appeared, then Vlad’s hand.
– Hello, – with a couple of wide steps he covered the distance to the table, which was littered with bags and clothes, and neatly laid the flowers on top. – Olya sent me here, I will not be registered, tomorrow I will go to work. I’m freelancing.
Vlad stood at the door for a while, looking at us and the space around him, laughed again and just as suddenly disappeared.
“Lord, if he works for us, my heart will explode,” Marina murmured, smacking her lips.
– You said there would be no consequences !? – Tanya looked anxiously at the roses. – I promised! I’m married!
– Can I give myself to him instead of you? – Marina seriously suggested, I could not resist, laughed.
– Did you tell her? – he asked Tanya with displeasure.
– This is no joke! – exclaimed the assistant. – I will not be with him … I will not … I do not want … !!!Back to the card of the book “The smell of love (SI)” \
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